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Fat Ass

Fat Ass

4G
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Common
Unhinged (UNH)
Card Text

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Flavor Text

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Power / Toughness
2 / 3.5
Our Inventory
Our Price
$0.00
Stock
Out of Stock
Near Mint
Artist
Jeremy Jarvis