Fat Ass
4G
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Common
Unhinged
(UNH)
Card Text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Flavor Text
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
Power / Toughness
2 / 3.5Our Inventory
Our Price
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Stock
Out of Stock
Near Mint
Out of Stock
Near Mint